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I love these conspiracy theories, because they are usually funny or give you cancer. Please read this with caution as you will most likely wake up less intelligent and remain like that for ages. It’s also very funny and I will add some commentary.
I love these conspiracy theories, because they are usually funny or give you cancer. Please read this with caution as you will most likely wake up less intelligent and remain like that for ages. It’s also very funny and I will add some commentary.
Italian “Scientist”, Gian Paolo Vanoli
This one was sent to me by an alleged “fan”.
And to begin, let’s establish this; vaccines do not cause homosexuality. What the fuck, does this really need to be debated?
One Italian “Scientist”, Paolo Vanoli, has gone so far as to say that Vaccines are the cause of Homosexuality. His assumptions are that Mercury in the brain leads to the straight child becoming homosexual. He blames the increase in vaccines for the increase in the rise of homosexuals. The bias and homophobia are apparent in his representations.
Ok, but let me ask you this. How? Do you understand how vaccines work? Did they give you autism?
Italy is a strongly, Catholic Country that does not respect same-sex marriage where politicians have likened supporting gay marriage as akin to supporting pedophilia. Political and personal biases aside, the 70-year-old scientist does little to support a link between vaccines and homosexuality and falls prey to the standard correlation/causation confusion. The fact that homosexuality is on the rise and the fact that vaccines are on the rise is not indicative that one causes the other. GMO food also has been on the rise, as well as the use of iPads. There is no link between the increase of GMO food and homosexuality.
Isn’t it strange that only heavily religious people say idiotic stuff such as this? Perhaps there is a correlation.. oh wait there is! He is confused and connects the wrong dots in a scenario where you have two dots. Fidget spinners are on the rise, so is autism, are they correlated? Probably. Heh.
It is still inconclusive whether or not sexuality is the result of nature or nurture, genes or environmental factors. This theory ultimately fails due to the fact that homosexuality was prevalent in ancient cultures, and thus the idea that this “aberration” resulted from a toxin in vaccines is preposterous. Homosexuality also occurs in nature. The American Psychological Association has publicly stated that;
“There is no consensus among scientists about the exact reasons that an individual develops a heterosexual, bisexual, gay or lesbian orientation.”
Isn’t it strange that only heavily religious people say idiotic stuff such as this? Perhaps there is a correlation.. oh wait there is! He is confused and connects the wrong dots in a scenario where you have two dots. Fidget spinners are on the rise, so is autism, are they correlated? Probably. Heh.
It is still inconclusive whether or not sexuality is the result of nature or nurture, genes or environmental factors. This theory ultimately fails due to the fact that homosexuality was prevalent in ancient cultures, and thus the idea that this “aberration” resulted from a toxin in vaccines is preposterous. Homosexuality also occurs in nature. The American Psychological Association has publicly stated that;
“There is no consensus among scientists about the exact reasons that an individual develops a heterosexual, bisexual, gay or lesbian orientation.”
Sexuality is the result of choices, nothing else. Some people fuck cows and it’s not nature or nurture or genes or the environment, it’s in fact the choice that that person made. In this case “I’d like to fuck a cow”, end of story.
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