Conspiracy time #2 the undeniable kooks series. Convincing people; the world is ruled by alien lizard people.
Conspiracy time, c'mon inform your friends, we're going to very, crazy lands, with Ziga the idiot and weird ass kooks, conspiracys never end, it's conspiracy time!
You guessed it. Today's topic is lizard people. Listen to x-files soundtrack while reading for maximum enjoyment.
The author of the bizarre conspiracy theories David Icke. Who would dare question his sanity?
A former footballer and sports commentator David Icke has earned millions in making crazy theories which he presents in speech presentations around the world and in books. From a kook to kooks I would name the book.
The theory of human lizards from space.
They are among us. Blood-drinking, flesh-eating, shape-shifting extraterrestrial reptilian humanoids with only one objective in their cold-blooded little heads: to enslave the human race. They are our leaders, our corporate executives, our beloved Oscar-winning actors and Grammy-winning singers, and they're responsible for the Holocaust, the Oklahoma City bombings and the 9/11 attacks ... According to this guy, who undoubtedly is a master of fiction. The story is very believable and should be taken very, very seriously!
The conspiracy theorist and New Age philosopher, who wore only turquoise for a time and insisted on being called Son of God-Head(rick and morty reference) says these "Annunaki" (the reptiles) have controlled humankind since ancient times; they count among their number Queen Elizabeth, George W. Bush, Henry Kissinger, Bill and Hillary Clinton and Bob Hope. Encroaching on other conspiracy theorists' territory, Icke even claims that the lizards are behind secret societies like the Freemasons and the Illuminati. Since earning the dubious title of "paranoid of the decade" in the late 1990s, Icke has written several books on the topic, including his latest work, The David Icke Guide to the Global Conspiracy, while operating his own website — complete with merchandise and advertisements.
The conspiracy theorist and New Age philosopher, who wore only turquoise for a time and insisted on being called Son of God-Head(rick and morty reference) says these "Annunaki" (the reptiles) have controlled humankind since ancient times; they count among their number Queen Elizabeth, George W. Bush, Henry Kissinger, Bill and Hillary Clinton and Bob Hope. Encroaching on other conspiracy theorists' territory, Icke even claims that the lizards are behind secret societies like the Freemasons and the Illuminati. Since earning the dubious title of "paranoid of the decade" in the late 1990s, Icke has written several books on the topic, including his latest work, The David Icke Guide to the Global Conspiracy, while operating his own website — complete with merchandise and advertisements.
In short, this theory is fantastic. I gave you a little glimpse of it and if you want to read more about it I suggest you read it from the so-called experts on wikipedia or the master David himself.
Not to forget, I also am in fact a lizard, trying to deceive you into thinking that lizard people don’t exist and do some research of your own!
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