What are some good ways to annoy intelligent people?

A question was submitted.

It goes something like this;
What are some good ways to annoy very intelligent people?

I'd start with asking them that very question.

The end.


But some of you would get pissed if I was that short so here are a few ideas for annoying to some degree “intelligent” people.

Always be right.
Say something idiotic but know that it's idiotic. Try the stupidest shit you can come up with and proceed by insisting, no matter what, that you are correct.

Regarding the above.
When they say you said something stupid, deny that you said it. Always.

They like monologues, so interrupt them often.
It will work for sure. You will see them getting angrier and angrier, fun stuff.

Make them suspicious.
Shake your head condescendingly all the time like you know something they don't.

Diss them.
Argue that their field of study is irrelevant to anything really.

Keep telling them you're smarter than them.
Make up reasons why and cite I know why, that's why. It will piss them off.

Be a general dick.
Insist that your opinion means as much or more then any facts they might introduce in the discussion.


To sum it up,be as stupid as you can. Doesn't sound hard now does it? Good luck and have fun doing these things to annoy people.

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Ziga.

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