The art of insulting, sayings, proverbs.

So I got this question.

What are some of the most cruel, harsh or brutal expressions, insults, proverbs, sayings in the region where you live? Please describe the context and usage for the expression.
I live in the Balkans. Slovenia to be more precise and the people here tend to be overly mean and that reflects in the sayings that we have. It can get really nasty. Some are funny some are brutal, but all together entertaining.

It is an art


Here are some examples.

Morbid and nasty sayings

He sleeps like he has been slaughtered.
Someone who's very hard to wake up.

He slammed his dick on an ice block.
Made a big mistake.

You can see a dick in her eyes.
An immoral woman. Doh.

They run for it like flies for shit.
People searching for something.

He is running around like a headless chicken.
Describing someone who doesn't know what he's doing.

Nasty or blasphemous curses or sayings

I fuck your cross!

I fuck your God!

I fuck your God's mother!

May the Pope fuck you!

Dick be thanked! Praise to the Cock!

The reasoning: we all got out from a dick, after all, so it created us. I'm not even joking, this is used very often. You'd be surprised.

Wise sayings

You can't outstab the bighorner bull.
It's hard to fight powerful people.

It's easy to put another's dick into a thorny bush.
It is easy to use another person for your hard work.

If granny had balls, she would be called grandpa.
To describe an impossible outcome.

Some weird insults.

Your mother blows bears in the woods.

Let a hungry Carpathian long-haired she-wolf blows your dick, you fuck.

I hope your children will walk backwards.

You're as ugly as salad.

May your house be live on CNN.

But these are just a few of them. Comment,subscribe, share for more! Ask me a question and I will answer.

Ziga.

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