10 tips on how to seduce every woman in the world.

For men (and women), for boys (and girls).

In life, few people encounter a person who turns their life upside down and steals their heart. It’s fantastic if the feelings are mutual, but on the other hand it can be disastrous, if they are not. Me? I have been lucky enough to have encountered my heart thief.

Now I’m here to help you out to perhaps have some luck as well! Try these tips out and find out if they work, then report back to me!

1. Even if after a full two hour talk with her you are about to blow up in your pants, do not force the girl to bed too fast. Instead, be gentle and very considerate, understanding, but do not delay with action for too long. Be polite, but not too excessive, as long persistence of good manners may be mistakenly understood as boisterous indecisiveness. I advise you to wait until the third date.
2. Think of yourself as a 'man of action', even if you are not. Sports that make a strong impressions on girls are snowboarding, rafting, climbing, sailing, paragliding and martial arts. But do not bother your ladies with long descriptions of such skills - just mention your sports spirit. She will quickly tell this to her friends who will start wondering in the affirmation of you, and start thinking about what they overlooked in you. Doubt is never good.
3. Tell her that you love children and that you would once like to have enough of them for a whole football team. I acknowledge that this is a rather hideous lie, but believe it to be very effective. Unless she openly says that she hates kids.
4. Even before she asks you anything, tell her how beautiful she looks. Old, used phrases such as 'what's new' simply are not enough. Do not spare yourself with compliments. But be careful not to rely on statements such as that she is the prettiest woman in the world - unless she is ugly. In such a case, a tactic like this may work miracles.
5. Talk to her for the first weekevery day, second week, every second day, third week only once. Sure enough she will pick up the phone with much excitement. Unless you’re a stalker or something. In that case I can’t help you.
6. Offer yourself to prepare lunch for her, even if you are so incompotent that you can’t cook coffee. For this opportunity, hire your mother, sister, cousin, professional cook or halo pizza, but carefully hide all signs that would testify that you did not prepare the food yourself. When finishing the meal with a dessert, suggest that she takes a break while you do the dishes. She'll think she's in heaven.
7. Women need constant assurance of the ongoing romance. You may not be a rose guy; and even some women hate this. It is enough for yoi to remember some little things, such as her surname, phone number or names of sisters and brothers.
8. If she ask you about past love relationships, introduce yourself as a saint. Tell her you haven’t had a serious relationship for some time now. If she asks you how many partners you have had so far, make up a number between four and ten - you do not want to appear as a manwhore, and you do not want to create an impression that you are completely inexperienced freak.
9. When it comes to the big moment, keep your protection with you. Let her wait for the total pleasure that comes along for both of you while 'searching' in the bathroom for the condom. If you are at her place and it turns out that she does not have condoms, note that you may have some in you wallet or something. A hit. Victory!
10. And last but not least, allow her to experience her orgasm in before you. If you do not behave the capacity of marathon banging, help her orgasm differently. Fall asleep while cuddeling and chatting and when you wake up, continue where you left off the other night.

I hope these tips will help you in the quest for love! Let me know in the comments. Have questions? Ask them.

Žiga.