Stupid questions on the internet.


I caught my son having sex with a guy and I think he might be gay. Is there a definitive way I can tell?


This could be a phase. Is there some way I could find out if he's really gay? He's only 19.


Yahoo asnweres questions and Google never cease to amase me.
What makes you think he's gay? Having a penis in his rectum? Two men having sex? Last time I checked that means he's gay or at the very least bisexual. There is no definitive way to tell that he is in fact gay other than the part of you cathing him having sex with another dude!


If I eat myself would I become twice as big or disappear completely?


Can't be sure unless you try mate :) please, please try it and tell us about it, we'll find out anyway; man tries to eat himself and dies "TRAGEDY". But it is pretty damn valid question!



Are there birds in Canada?


No. There are birds everywhere in the world except in Canada. What the hell kinda question is this?



Which smells worse, dog, cat or human urine?


In the scheme of things, does it really matter?



What are the 10 stupidest names for my baby?


What, really? That's something you'd do?? Ok then.
Watermelonisha?
Gaylord?
North West?
Dick?
T-Rex?
Ashtray?
Salebrety?
Ding dong?
Whatever that starts with La-?
Ben Dover?


Why are my nipples green?


I'd say go ask a doctor.

These few examples really make me wanna cry in Spanish. I really hope these people are just trolls. But hey at least we get to laugh a little.

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Ziga.

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