Never eat 3 boxes of fiber bars! This is not a joke or a god damn game.

This is a very old post from Reddit. I laughed the entire time reading this and hope you will too!

   Enjoy.

TIFU by eating 3 boxes of fiber one bars

This is not a fucking joke or a god damn game. I ate 3 boxes of "Fiber one bars" as my exclusive food due to extreme laziness in the last 2 days and I cannot even understand how much I am fucking farting. This is beyond insanity, and I am NOT exaggerating. I am farting at least 2 loud boisterous farts out of my ass per 1 minute. I have been farting incessantly for the last 18 hours. I want to die, it's like I'm inhaling through my mouth and exhaling through my ASS. Continuous loud yelling moans are destroying my asshole.

I know this is a bold claim, but if you don't believe it, try it yourself - you will regret. This is worse than the time I ate an entire box of sugar free cookies.

Please weigh yourself before and after your inevitable bathtub sized poop.

Protip: If you let those howling farts echo off of the inside of a toilet bowl, you might succeed in summoning the Kraken.

1. Ginger ale or ginger beer
2. Peppermint tea
3. Rub your lower abdomen in circles
4. Prepare. your. anus.

Know what's coming after those farts? A complete clean out of your bowels. DO NOT TRUST THE FARTS.

I ate a whole box of oreos once and my poop was black. Straight up jet black. Blacker than the night. Legit.

I once did this too, man it was rough. It was two long years ago this coming summer, I still remember like it was yesterday. I was broke ,fucking hungry and way to lazy to put on pants to go to the store.As hope was fading I realized my parents bought me a deluxe supreme cluster fuck of Fiber bars bars. You know the ones that you buy at Sam's club or Costco that only old ladies by to help them shit that kinda taste like chocolate chalk, the ones that should last you at least 6 months yup them. Well for some reason I decided that instead of eating one a day like they suggest I would be a rebel and tell the Fiber companies to suck it , cause I'm grown and they can't tell me how to live my life. Over the next 7 hour I ate them all, all 160 I still don't know why I did it but fuck I manned up and ate them like a fat kid at a desert table. Fast forward maybe a good 4 hours later my stomach started making noises that resembled the call of a sliver back gorilla during matting season. I realized at that point I made a huge mistake, and my body now hated me. Well, I spare you the details but to make a long story short, I literally shit out a small Korean man.

TLDR; Ate like an American , shit a Korean.

A word of advice; don't eat too much of the same shit.

Ziga.