A little bit of the delighfuly stupid questions and statements from magazines.

Some people really are that stupid and others are just having a laugh; you decide, but the questions and statements are epic.

Everytime I shower I turn the pipe towards me so that water sprays on me and I really enjoy it. Am I normal?

~Well how the hell else can you shower? Unless there is another way to shower, it's normal.

This night was not my day.

~Let's just leave it at this.

Microwawe; not for drying children after showers.

~Wait, what? Somebody must have tried it in order to have that label or is this a common practice??

My knee hurts, the one on my leg.

~You don't say huh? Last time my knee hurt it was in my throat.

I want to greet my parents, especially my mom and dad!

~Hey that's pretty good man.

At the store, when somebody asks you; what are you doing here??

~Quite frankly and obviously you can see that I'm just taking my elephant for a walk in the jungle here. You?

I masturbate with my pillow in the bed, can I get pregnant?

~Yes. But damn you shouldn't spread those genes.

There are a lot of snowflakes out there and I will find more and share them with you!

Ziga.