Johnny goes to church with his bike. The priest is waiting for him and says; you can park your bike in front of the church and don't worry about locking it. The holy spirit will protect it.
So he parks the bike and goes in to the confession room. So the priest says repeat after me. In the name of the father, son and holy ghost, amen.
Johnny repeats; in the name of the father and son, amen.
Priest asks, where is the holy ghost then? And Johnny replies; he's in front of the church protecting my bike!
So he parks the bike and goes in to the confession room. So the priest says repeat after me. In the name of the father, son and holy ghost, amen.
Johnny repeats; in the name of the father and son, amen.
Priest asks, where is the holy ghost then? And Johnny replies; he's in front of the church protecting my bike!
In the retirement home there's a party. Some are properly intoxicated, including Frank, that spots his neighbour. Incouraged by the booze in his ass he asks her; will you marry me? And she replies; sure why not.
The next morning Frank wakes up with a heavy head, even more so he doesn't remember what she replied.
After breakfast he finally finds her and sits next to her and says; yesterday I asked you to marry me and forgot what you replied.
She says; oh good that you came! I Remember saying yes, but I forgot who asked me!
After breakfast he finally finds her and sits next to her and says; yesterday I asked you to marry me and forgot what you replied.
She says; oh good that you came! I Remember saying yes, but I forgot who asked me!
Having Alzheimer's is fun.
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