Well you probably are from the Balkans if you ended up reading this and if not do enjoy these few examples that indicate your heritage or neighbourhood nationalities.
Really great roads! Who am I kidding.
If you have the mother insult (jebem ti majku).
Someone comes to your house for coffee univited everyday.
You know someone with at least 10 kids.
It's normal for a wedding to have 600 people.
Kebab - check.
At least one alcoholic relative.
Same insults.
Always discussing food prices.
You get kicked out of places for being "too loud".
Your parents always compare you to someone's son, daughter, uncle, grandmother..
You always fight who's going to pay the bill although nobody really wants to pay.
You talk for at least an hour at the front door when leaving.
You have dinner at 10pm and it's normal.
You are proud of yourself when you are only 20 minutes late.
Love/hate relationship with your neighbours, be it country or street.
I do hope you liked this collection of funny truths. More will follow so stick around jebem vam mater.
Doviđenja, nasvidenje, cyka..
Ziga.
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